Diar Mister Presiden Clinton;
Mai neim is Margaro Perez. I liv in Vieques for ol mai laif, an ai jav bin soferin de consicuenses of javin de fokin neivi espredin der chit ol over de pleis jiar.
Ai want tu rait tu yu tu tel yu tu get de moder fokin neivi aut of jiar, an tu tel yu dat de fokin agriment dat auar asjol governor sain wiz iu. We in Vieques, ar waipin auar as wiz it.. Yu most zinc dat wi ar morons or zomzin. In wat jed can yu put de aidia dat wi ar goin tu chus tu bi bom for tri moar yiars?, dat is laik telin os dat yu wil kip fokin os for tri moar yiars, bot dis taim yu wil ius a condom,and, at di end of de tri yiars, if wi laik it, wi wil continiu tu bi fok bai yu and yu wil giv os 60 milion dolars..
Lisen tu mi,yu jorni bastard, yu can tel dous storis tu Monica Lewinski, bicos chi laik tu bi onder yur desk, bot jiar in Vieques, de pipol ar seyin tu iu tu teik dat moni an chov it op iur as as far as iur jand wil teik it.. Wi dont want iur moni, wi want pis.. Iu nou wat?
Wi zinc dat iu rich an agriment wiz de governor bicos ji was op tu jis nec in de SIDA escandal, an iu promis jim dat ji was not goin tu bi toch, an tu let jim gou clin if ji sain de agriment,so ji got de moco daun an sain bicos ji was goin tu yeil, laik kuri. Wi nou ji sain tu seiv jis as..
De big gout, olso promis iu dat ji was goin tu jelp de federal goverment get de pipol aut of neivi land iusin de polis. Ai wan tu tel iu dat is goin tu bi imposibel. If dei get som pipol aut, wi wil com in from anoder pleis, bicos wi wil not alau de neivi tu distroi auar joum eni moar.. Gou faind som wear els tu drop iur chit. Wi don wan it eni moar...
Aim watchin iur as, moderfoquer. Don push mi, ok? Sen kiu for ol.. A Viequense citicen.
Visto en: Chistes Puertoriqueños.
